Or.. Naruto is absolutely despised in Konoha and decides to leave and rebuild uzugakure-On Hiatus! They are being tortured by Ibiki and Anko. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Her dream is to marry Shizune and have a normal family. I offered to train him but I couldn't because they threatened to fire me. He may have lived in their estate, but he wasn't family. As a child, Naruto dealt with anger the best way he could--via revenge, screaming into pillows, and picking fights he couldn't win. You're probably glad I left. And what of The Village of the Forgotten and their leader? No one had ever cared about Jiraiya's ways, this wouldn't have been any different. However, they were confused by the pervy sage part), (Tsunade glares at Jirayia, who barely cares), (however, Kushina and Reiny scowl at her for wanting to take away their Naruto's innocence but Naruto and Satsumi didn't care and held hands, making Mai even more jealous and Sasuke to smile at his sister's happiness), (this made them sweat drop but Naruto laughs before he looks sad), (later, Minato's team is giving introductions), (this makes Sasuke angry while Itachi secretly scowls in disgust), (Itachi smirks and playfully shakes his head at this while Minato sighs in annoyance because he realizes that Sasuke only cares for Naruto and Itachi. Naruto who was born among his twin brother Menma Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto who has the nine tails sealed inside him experiences the neglected life meanwhile his brother re Naruto was neglected for his siblings. She was the kindest person he had ever met. #reverse harem #gaafemnaru #itafemnaru But in his real form he is more confident. what if he was tortured, abused and raped by the villagers? He's called that because he peeps in the women's bathing room. Betrayed by almost all of his friends and so called family Naruto is placed in the Konoha jail where he is tortured for years. This is a Naruhina sto Well, the description got deleted! Love him, Kushina begs of the things she only knows from instinct and half remembered stories, those things filled with the power of salt and sun and deep deep waters. Growing up with a demon fox stuck inside of him, he is neglected and imprisoned by his family with the exception of his older siblings Arashi and Reiny Uzumaki and his younger sister Natsumi Uzumaki. What if Naruto became a Anbu at a young age, thanks to Kurama's(Kyuubi) help. Okay bye. What if Naruto had a brother and a sister named Menma and Nariko? He escaped a situation that was determined to keep him down and make sure he stayed there. Her dream is to be better than brother and have him killed so she can be popular. Neglected for his sister, Naruto learns that the Nine-Tailed Fox's soul is passing on due to lack of chakra. It's going to be about Naruto's character itself, but there's also going to be some changes into him and in some characters too. hahah. Naruto then disappears for a full week, before returning to the Leaf Village, goals a bit different than before. Her dream is to get Sasuke's trust back. What if Naruto wasn't the adorable failure we all know and love? So when a certain group approaches with kind hands and a warm welcome, how could he resist? He claims that just because he's my godfather, doesn't mean he should care about me. for me. They treat Naruto right but the villagersnot so much. He was a more wealthy child. what if he was neglected by all but a vew? My dream is to remove the side branch from slavery and make it up to someone for blaming him for something he didn't do. I WROTE THIS AGES AGO AND IT'S TERRIBLE. ", Prompt: I was waiting for something extraordinary to happen but as the years wasted on nothing ever did unless I caused it. What if Minato and Kushina survived the Nine Tails Attack? Fuck you, okay thank you me I apologize and I appreciate you.). Secretly though, he trains with Kurama to become strong. He has every right to hate them and you. He's beaten and bruised, and in all honesty, the boy feels like he should just die. First, they take away my dream. What if he was a genius, that surpassed even itachi? Three kunochi leave Konha and take the Uzumaki heir, with them to suna tcan Naruto make Suna stronger and successful?. His parents disown him and don't claim him to protect him, but he knows who they are. Meeting the Nine Tailed fox introduces a new option for fun therapy. Whispers of a voice that isn't his have been in the back of his mind since he was four.A longing for a home that was never his. Once the whole Kyuubi is sealed inside Naruto, he is the main target of all abuse. This is a Naruto fanfiction, I do not own Naruto, only the story lines. That's exactly what Naruto did. The village all ways hated the kid and looked at Naruto with hate and anger but never done anything more. Marked cheeks and sharp teeth. ", Minato: (angry) "Don't lie. It's the night of the forbidden scroll incident. I love my daughter. . Heck, he's even been accepted for Pure Evil Approval. The Power to Heal and Destroy by Phoenixsun. He quickly grew resentful. For the next seven years, Naruto trained under the tutelage of Chiriku. During the mission something terrible happens as Naruto is wounded badly while a jutsu manages to destroy his eyes. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!! From the moment his mind could form conscious thoughts, he knew that he wasn't like everyone else. He gets totured or bad-mouthed by the villages. #Teamfreedom, #Tatakae, #Wings of Freedom). like an ocean in your eyes I'm your big sister and I will take care of you. However, you refused. A mistaken trust leads Naruto to be neglected due to his Jinchuuriki sisters; as time passes Naruto fades from notice of his family and his village. I dislike horrible families and my eldest brother. how will naruto Naruto is.alive. Naruto was wet, hungry, and convinced he was going to die when he stumbled into Morana, a witch who practiced 'dark' magic. Something hot and uncomfortable, pressing against her insides like it wanted to burst her open. I love my cousin Naruto. When he was an infant, his sisters tried to feed him to wolves but I saved him and got mad that Minato and Kushina didn't do anything. The King's Harem is actively under construction!! #8 in "Darkness" (As of 20/05/2018) (Naruto is glad to be with them and smiles at Satsumi, who smiles back) Their sensei's are Arashi Uzumaki, Kakashi Hatake, Reiny Uzumaki, and Kushina Namikaze. What would happen if he shows them his true colors. My dream is to bring back my little brother and give him back his birth rights. She is the eldest sister of Ino Yamanaka and stalker of Naruto Uzumaki. His friends betray him and he is forced to leave and never come back, not that he would want to anyways Naruto goes on a quest to become the strongest ninja in history, and during his voyage he makes friends and foes, both dangerous and good. Two whole years since the members of Team 7 have had any interaction with one another. We follow our destiny like a loyal dog following its owner. Being the youngest Before Naruto was 12, he was always abused and tortured by the villagers. Just like Raiuto, Tobi also manipulates people and abuses them. The Sage of Six Paths can not accept such ending so Naruto, Sasuke and Kurama were given a new chance to save the world.------------------------------------------I'm suck at writing so this is a short sumary: Time travel Au where Naruto and Sasuke go back in time along with Kurama to save the day. Canon gets catapulted to the wind. ", Reiny: (smirking) "I beat them up but too bad that I didn't kill them. He hated it. Naruto Uzumaki, or should I say Naruto Namikaze Uzumaki, is an orphan. Natsumi Uzumaki: Long red hair, adorable, white t-shirt dress, and black shoes. He pretends to be dumb. Tsunade () is a descendant of the Senju and Uzumaki Clan, and is one of Konohagakure's Sannin. what if naruto has a twin sister? I'm sorry. He is smarter than a normal Nara. What and why is naruto there? Tsunade lived in Konoha and worked as head of the hospital so she made an appearance much more often but spent her time mostly around Narumi and treated her the same way that Jiraiya treated Menma. he is neglected by his parents for his Brother ( Menma) and his sisters Nayami and Kira. This is my first time, so please Can Something Shattered Ever Truly Be Fixed, Protector of the forest (Naruto Fanfiction), Not Neglected by Family At least(Naruto Neglect Fic), naruto and the kyuubi (naruto neglect story), Boy with so much sadness but with some happiness. 'Guide him, keep him safe for always. Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Naruto Uzumaki/ Fred weasley & George Weasley/Daryl Dixon/Other(s), Naruto and Harry are the same person but not, wellonly mentioned and possible flashbacks. She was the supposed 'Child of the Prophecy' and the hero of Konoha for keeping the Kyuubi at bay. A new dangerous creature was brought to Earth by an angry Otsusuki. It's been two years since the Danzo incident. Please consider turning it on! while his younger sister and brother mai and menma were loved and praised by everyone until one day everything starts to change. Isane Uchiha: Long black hair, beautiful, black sweater, black pants, and black sandals. Okay I'll change this when I feel like it. I love my brothers. This is what happens because of that decision. You are no better. The others were surprised that he understood Naruto's pain. When Naruto broke out, Minato announced he never wanted Naruto to be a ninja. She learned to smile so she wouldn't cry. A few minutes later, Reiny returns home with some bloodied fists), (she goes to her room and hugs Naruto as they sleep. Later Anko is still mad at Kurenai), (Kurenai then starts thinking about it and starts crying), (later at the Chunin Exams after Sai tells everyone about what happened to Naruto, they have different reactions), (however, Shizune and Yugao heard that thought and plan on telling Inko about it. He knows a lot for a 5 year old. Can they save What does naruto do in his free time? Eren Yeager thought his journey ended in the final battle, that he could finally find peace in his death. The Red-eyes Fox *Discontinued* 55.4K 1.7K 32 She allowed him into her temple. He can answer any Naruto has been neglected most of his life by his parents and village for his younger siblings for a reason he doesn't fully understand, until he begins to train, that is. The shrub with flowers that she protects is home to all things "My eyes widened when I felt arms sneak around my waist trapping me in his hold. Rewr Due to the beatings of the villagers Naruto meets the kyuubi at the age of 4.Naruto decides to wear a mask in which he is the dead last, prankster and the kyuubi jinchuuriki. (she smirks at Naruto, who groans since she is older than him but he still holds her hand and smiles, ignoring a jealous glare from Mai) I like his precious people. My dream is to understand Naruto and defeat Itachi. She allowed him into her temple. I love my younger brother Naruto. The politics, the brutality, the ambiguity, and the subtexts of it all. ", Sasuke: (glaring) "I've had enough of you bullying Naruto because Hinata likes him. Before his banishment, Naruto is treated like crap by his 'friends'. She was hated by everyone in the village well except by 3 people. Well, that's what the villagers and ninja of Konoha think of Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze the son of their last two heroes. He ends up in Kiri and hits it off with mei. He's orphaned, has no friends and no one to depend on. Changes: Naruto 175K 3.6K 19 That demon brat Mito has been pulling every prank since the first day it happened. Naruto has an older sister called Mito and she gets all the love his parents have. Summary: Naruto and Gaara hit it off after the chuunin exams, and a slight twist of fate leaves Naruto questioning whether he really has a place in Konoha or not. what if naruto's parents never died? You betrayed me. *Wha Naruto was born a male and where a world is filled with only girls that have Chakra and Males are used as slaves or butlers for high rankers. This tag has not been marked common and can't be filtered on (yet). Naruto couldn't regret it. While on an A ranked mission with Team Seven consisting of Sasuke, Sai, and Sakura. Naruto is a boy who has been abused by his village. What if villegers beat him and worship her sisters? I do not own naruto and probably never will Need to put that out there stupidly enough because someone could definitely think t Naruto banished from the village after bringing Sasuke back to the village. What if he isn't really Naruto? (she takes him to her room to keep him safe and goes outside) I'm teaching those jerks a lesson and you're not going to stop me. He is the eldest sibling of the Uzumaki-Namikaze kids and is Naruto's most hated enemy. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Another "godparent" that had never spoken to Naruto. will naruto be stronger? ", Naruto: (angry) "You b*****d. That's why I was locked in my room with no sound. A mistaken trust leads Naruto to be neglected due to his Jinchuuriki sisters; as time passes Naruto fades from notice of his family and his village. His parents were always busy, and never seemed to have the time of day for him. One was the Kyuubi or Kurama. Dried him off, fed him, and let him take a bath, even giving him clean clothes. The only ones that know are the three legendary sannin. (he told her everything and she got mad) Mother, how could you not believe him? to hold you when the sky falls down ", Reiny: (angry) "Get your hands off him. ( A Naruto Fanfiction ) We all know that Uzumaki Naruto is "The Savior of this World", but when he was younger he was NOWHERE near that. I have no business doing this but I'm already planning out my next buy so whatever. Now he walks with his Pokmon, proving all the doubters wrong and making sure he will end up great, no matter who tries to stop him. To love a village that hated you. Neglected, pushed aside and shunned by his own village, he does his best to survive.With his magic, his chakra and his friends, he vows to become the greatest ninja in order to bring peace to the Shinobi world. A Naruto Fanfiction and I do not own Naruto Can you please help me make it up to him? At the training ground, he defeated Mito but his father slammed a Rasengan into him. The concept of "Naruto has sisters whi have the Kyuubi in them so he's neglected" is a guilty pleasure of mine, but every fanfi. To reduce the number of beatings he is forced to endure, he pretends to be a happy go lucky dead last idiot. What if Naruto was neglected? I dislike jerks and perverts. My dream is something I don't talk about. The nine tailed demon fox that nearly destroyed the village and killed many people. I dislike my failure of a former son. I dislike demons. Clan heir of the great Uchiha clan and greatest rival of Senju clan heir Naruto Uzumaki-Senju. He couldn't stand to listen about how Menma was such a great child, and how he was a screw-up! Just please come home. He then turns angry), (then he angrily leaves the house, leaving Hiruzen (who is sitting on a couch and can't move), Itachi, Satsumi, Mikoto, Reiny, Adam, Hana, Tsume, Kakashi, Rin, Obito, Might Guy, Yugao, Hayate, and Tsunade to glare at Minato in disgust), (after they are done showing anger, they leave in disgust. I do not own and am not affiliated with Naru UNEDITED: sucky writing and such, and a lot of confusing parts. What is his parents train her sisters instead of Naruto? Mai went next), (Minato, Mito, and Sakura might hate Naruto but they still a little bit feel bad for Naruto because even they wouldn't wish this upon him. I like the laws. But instead of being the loser he is actually undercover as an ANBU to protect the last loyal uchiha, Sasuke. Luckily, Naruto knows how to hold a grudge. ", Anko: (comforting) "Don't worry, we'll help him. And there was the itch toosomething under her skin that writhed and howled. Also, he does seem to like sparing his brother Naruto. That is for you to read and me to type. Having an unrequited crush defined his miserable love life. the mc is reincarnated into a naruto neglect story as naruto. What if naruto has two sisters - Mito and Naruko? He was let go by a city desperate to hurt him. When naruto is neglected by his parents and his twin sister, he meets kurama the kyuubi. While it will require the ultimate sacrifice, and not even save this world, itll still give them all a fighting chance. ', Hinata (thought): (also angry) 'That's right, I was told everything. ", Minato: (shocked) "He was punished for causing trouble towards Mito and the villagers that love him. I am no different than cattle, following orders, forced to serve, tethered to this village I despise. Despite this, he's still his childhood self at heart and has standards like he didn't approve of how his rival treated Shizune and showed complete remorse for having Minoto killed. Naruko Uzumaki: She looks like Naruto's female counterpart. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze! ", Tsunade: (happy) "Good news, as the fifth Hokage I hereby grant you the Senju clan heir and enroll you into the academy. He became summoner at age 6. I was forced to deal with it or I'm banished from the clan. What if Konoha betrayed Naruto? What will happen due to these unexpected turn of events. Others join them later, and finally, they might just save the world from the Otsutsukis too, (*as a hobby). hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah. When his sister did pranks, he was blamed for it and was slapped. Enjoy I never really finished it but it was enjoyable from the few chapters I read. What if only Jade and her clan and the rookie 9 and their families cared about him? Naruto gets banished after he returns Sasuke to Konoha. Her dream is to marry Naruto. Later, Tsunade comes to Naruto with good news), (Haku arrives and they hug each other, much to Tsunade's happiness. Best rankings: Naru was always neglected. There's been talk of a new legendary ANBU commander in Konoha. A few years later, him and his family return to Konoha and finds out his family want A Place Where I Belong (Naruto X One Piece Crossover), The power of the Kaiju Force!! ', Gaara (thought): (showing emotions) 'Mother pities you. The wall of the dead end towered above him like a giant, and the street lights turned to malevolent shadows, lurking until their victim lowered his guard.Salty drops of tears rolled down his pale cheeks.He was left alone with his demons.". ", Anko: (angry) "Kurenai, you don't know how much pain Naruto is in. Category: Hurt, neglect, comfort, family, and romance. Naruto is neglected for his siblings who have the Kyuubi's chakra while he has the soul one day naruto had enough and left Konoha and his family realizes there mistakes. He was abandoned for a stupid reason. Part 1 - Chapter 1 - 20.Part 2 - Chapter 21- 28. ", Sai: (introduction) "I'm Sai, no last name. Staying the way he was is a nightmare. Hideyoshi Aneko is the last decadent of the Hideyoshi clan, a well hidden powerful clan. Naruto could only hope that it doesn't take up his time. ", Naruto: (angry) "Liar! You abandoned me. ', Kin (thought): (disappointed) 'Screw the Uchiha, I love Naruto. Everyone hates him. One day after he is beaten and left for dead an anbu appears and trains him. He was trained by them and became an ANBU worked under Mina. More importantly why was everything so wrong in this new parallel wor Just outside the border of Konoha was a forest were a boy of 12 lived. ", Satsumi: (also angry) "How could you forsake your son. (then he glares at Kushina and Reiny) I dislike Sakura, Minato, Kushina, and any family that abandons a child. Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze grew up being hated, despised, beaten, and abused all because of what he held within him. Treated like a punching bag, tool, an object. She was the supposed 'Child of the Prophecy' and the hero of Konoha for keeping the Kyuubi at bay. Uzumaki Naruto Leaves Konoha Oiroke no Jutsu | Sexy no Jutsu Missing-Nin Uzumaki Naruto Sarutobi Hiruzen Bashing The Author Regrets Nothing Non-Linear Narrative Non-Consensual Somnophilia Other Additional Tags to Be Added Dead Dove: Do Not Eat jiraiya bashing POV Multiple Angst Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Tobi Uchiha: Looks like Sasuke but is a womanizer. The fanfiction have two parts ,this is the first part and the second part is the Rise of the Neglected Naruto so after you finished reading this you can go and read the second part. not the story. Naruto is gonna be the clan heir of it. I like his precious people. I can understand why she does. Can't you get the point? Naruto has been given the power to change destiny and make the shinobi world become a better place but Naruto knows more that any one the funny things you can do to change the course of history. I dislike my parents, my bratty younger sister Mito, and child abandonors. That hed beaten a genius on his own and then had battled another jinchriki to a stand still. But as he manipulates Naruto into doing it for him, Mizuki thinks to himself; if I also provide Orochimaru-sama with a jinchuriki that should really earn me favour. What if Naruto were a year older? he was trained by the three sannin,and maybe the sage of the six path. It's his fault that I'm a slave. Eyes too blue. Will Konoha survive? He Is the Jinchuriki of Nine-tails. NO GOD MODE! also I use color filters on all my devices so I have no fucking clue how the images look. This fanfic is not finished . Well I wouldn't call one of them human. Heck, Jirayia doesn't even care. ", Arashi: (introduction) "My name is Arashi Uzumaki. Right now you're scolding a innocent and neglected child who never been given training because of former parents' stupid fear of a demon that they sealed inside of him. What if Hinata and his daughter abandoned Reiny: (smiling) "Hey, I'm Reiny Uzumaki. His allies say there's a flash of silver before bloo Naruto, the one person you didn't expect to be a one in a generation genius, was one. (Iruka said the name in disgust. Rated M: For a lot of mature things. When you feel slighted by everyone around you, you will try to escape it, even if it hurts you, even if you still wish for everything to be good again. Naruto is neglected by his parents for his sister. The repeated loss of her loved ones caused Tsunade to later abandon the life of a shinobi for many years. ", Reiny: (also angry) "You wanted me to marry him for power. Kishimoto-sama does. the kyuubi festival they find out more about Naruto's torturous life then they ever realized. ", Mikoto: (also angry) "You and Kushina are no friends of mine. Ever since that smoking idiot left you, you became a feminist but it's turning you into a mean person. I see him as a rival because he starts coming from the same past as I do. I think I was looking for a boil release fanfic and this popped up anyway hope this helps FanfictionBot 3 yr. ago But his parents never payed attention to him, they only care about his two Another clich godlike naruto story where naruto is feminine a f**k with a seme male harem and is neglected and abused by the villagers and his parents (it kills me to write and read this stuff but it had to be done). If you happen to be reading it currently and thin Banished Prodigy [A Naruto Neglection Story]. At such a young age and at the cost of losing family members, spouses and even friends. Everyone who doesn't care tries to get Naruto to go back to leaf. Itachi decides to take him and sasuke on as apprentices. Naruto was taken after the nine tailed fox got sealed in him, years later he appears again but known as killer fox, he has become legendary. What you did to him was very low. Featuring . Well I wouldn't call one of them human. When Sasuke walked back to the stand, he gets hugged by Satsumi for defending her. He was trained by them and became an ANBU worked under Mina What if Naruto's parents were alive and Naruto had a twin sister and younger sister? Menma, his twin, and coincidentally, not the bearer of the Kyuubi. On his 12th birthday, the villagers pushed him too far and he snapped. The demon Book 1 He went somewhere that he appreciated and loved him for who he was, no matter the burden he carried, and he returned it with care. After a while, he decides to reclaim both of his birthrights and leave. Naruto grows up shunned but never outright reviled, aware of his burden and achingly lonely. However, Jirayia drags him back and Reiny does her best to make it up to him. Naruto is gay and for that Minato and Kushina neglects him. (this makes the girls frown) Also, I dislike him because he once said, (imitating Jirayia) 'Just because he's my godson, doesn't mean I have to care about him. Naruto has just opened up the scroll and mastered After the attack from the 9-tailed fox, Konohagakure is left in shambles. What if Naruto's parents were still alive but neglected Naruto? Qu habra pasado si Iruka nunca hubiera encontrado a Naruto, despus de que ste rob el Pergamino Prohibido?Si nadie lo hubiera protegido de las palabras crueles de Mizuki?Esta es una historia donde Naruto toma una decisin drstica que afectar a muchos. He might just get everything he ever wanted, and everything he never knew he needed. The other older sister of Sasuke and fan of Naruto but is disliked by him for only liking his clan status and hating her big sister Satsumi. In his last moments, Kurama asked the Shinigami to repleace him with nine other souls so that Naruto can have a family that will always be there for him. He has killed thousands of enemies in a giant spray of blood, earning the nickname, "The Crimson Fox". Second, they locked me up like an animal or criminal, and finally, they took away my birth rights and give it to my sister. Konoha . Forgotten and neglected by his family. But someone has other plans for the blond Hero. (Transformers/Harry Potter/Naruto/Walking Dead) m/m manageable harem soulmatesNaruto Uzumaki, Someone who is always surprising others, has finally surprised himself. I do not own naruto and probably never will Need to put that out there stupidly enough because someone could definitely think t What if Minato And Kushina was alive? While pondering the question, they hear a piano playing a beautiful melody and are determined to find out who is playing it. In this world Minato and Kushina survived! She was the kindest person he had ever met. That was the first time Naruto let his mask slip, But "You know, the thing about failure is that it only makes me want to try harder." What could go wrong? What if he was the complete opposite though? Enjoy But what is the boy doing now 6 years later, and what now of the new mercenary, known by many aliases, but refers to themself as kitsune? (then he turns angry) She's not my sister. However, things won't be how they planned it, especially when they find out what happened to their son. The twin sister of Sasuke and the love-interest of Naruto. Watch as Naruto sets out to show Konoha and his family what he can do. And the Other 2 were the Ramen Owners. He soon grew sick of overhearing his parent's discussions about his 'behavioral' issues. ", Tsunade: (angry) "I swear Minato's a dead beat. It's up to Naruto and Gaara to gather all those who share the same pain they do, and potentially put an end to the age of the village system as we know it. Everyone hates him. The other older sister of Naruto and absolutely hates him for no reason. Naruto is leaving for college soon but his heart is weighing him down. When they find out who it is, they are filled with surprise! Also this is my first story!! I do not own anything except the story line. ', Shizune (thought): (enraged) 'They hurt my Naru-Nii-San? After he graduates he lets go of his mask, tired of having to pretend to be happy. One thing leads t (Y/n) Namikaze-Uzumaki, the daughter kushina, Minato, siblings are Naruto Nimikaze-Uzumaki, Mito Nimikaze-Uzumaki, and Menma Nimikaze-Uzumaki. Naruto and his friends give her an sympathy looks for her having to be with Kiba, who was already disliked by the school and his clan for his alpha male complex) Team 9 is Rock Lee, TenTen, and Neji Hyuga. "Worship the Lady in Black and she'll give you powers beyond imagination, boy.